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Red Baron No. 16
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Red Baron No. 17
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| About to die of thirst in the desert, |
| the world famous Red Baron has an |
| accidental encounter with the Devil... |
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| leave me out here to | | You're already on my |
| die! Isn't there | | "sure thing" list. In |
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